Yaudah Gue Mati Aja 1 KASKUS || SFTH

PERLU DIKETAHUI INI BUKAN KISAH DESPERATE, JUDULNYA EMANG ADA KATA MATI, TAPI BUKAN BERARTI DI AKHIR CERITA GUE BAKALAN MATI.

QandA :

-Real or Fiction?

Sebenernya sih asli, tapi kalo ga percaya ya gapapa gan.

-Ada bb+ nya ga gan?

Ada tapi ane sensor gan, takut kena timpuk bata.

-Genrenya apa gan?

Non-fiksi, komedi.

-Tahun berapa ini gan?

Tahun 2013 gan, pertama kali ane masuk

-Kok udah ada internet?

Yakali

#WARNING! SIDE STORY KHUSUS 17+#

Tokoh :

1.Inah

Tembem, putih, padat, berisi kayak nasi. Mancung tapi masih mancungan gue. Bodynya kayak Nagita Slavina pas belum nikah. Kalo sekarang mungkin kayak Putri Titian. Tingginya hampir sama kayak Emil, sekitar 165an cm. Bisa dibilang manis, tapi menurut gue enggak. Masalah style jangan ditanya, dia lebih rempong dari Emil. Kalo cewek lain 'Pantang main sebelum alis jadi' si Inah ini 'Pantang main sebelum aksesoris cocok.'

2.Emil

Cewek langsing modis tapi kadang gayanya norak, atau emang itu stylenya? Gue enggak tau. Cewek yang menurut gue perfect. Tingginya sebahu gue, 168cm mungkin, pokoknya pas banget buat dipeluk. Bodynya hampir sama kayak Gita Gutawa tapi agak kurusan dan tinggian dikit. Rambunya hitam panjang dan lurus, belaiable. Masalah face, dia agak tirus dan hidungnya pas banget buat ciuman, enggak mentok atau ngehalangin. Sorot matanya tajam, berwarna hijau agak kekuningan, blasteran Indo-Ausi. Bibirnya agak tebal, dagingnya agak banyakan, berasa pengin gigitin terus. Dan yang jelas dia betah banget di kasur. IYKWIM.

3.Masayu

I can't describe her. She is just too damn perfect for me.

4.Grace

Cewek yang secara fisik menurut gue sempurna banget. Kerjaan dia cuma perawatan, shooping, dan traveling. Tingginya hampir sama kayak gue, bukan karena dia tinggi atau gue pendek, tapi karena dia kemana-mana kalo nggak pake wedges ya pake heels, Menurut gue, dia sepintas mirip kayak Luna Maya tapi Luna Maya yang agak mudaan.

4.Arin

Tau Marshanda? Hidungnya mirip banget. Ya kayak cewek Minang kebanyakanlah, senyumnya bikin adem. Kalo lagi ada masalah, cerita sama dia, kelar. Tinggi sepadanlah sama cewek-cewek pada umumya. Yang bikin beda dari Arin tuh rambutnya, digerai terus, udah gitu wangi. Dan yang jelas, dia pake softlens.

5.Icha

Lo pernah liat bidadari cuma pake tanktop? Enggak, Icha bukan kayak gitu. Yang barusan gue cuma nanya doang.

######Penulis######

Cerita gue ini sepenuhnya REAL bagi orang-orang yang mengalaminya. Maka, demi melindungi privasi, gue bakalan pake nama asli orang-orang itu. Nggak, gue bercanda, gue bakal mengganti nama mereka dengan yang lebih bagus. Dengan begitu tidak ada pihak yang merasa dirugikan. Kecuali mata kalian.

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PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT A STORY DESPERATE, weve TITLES OFF NO WORDS, BUT NOT MEAN AT THE END OF STORY GUE going to die.

qanda:

-Real or Fiction?

Actually does the original, but if not believe yes gapapa gan.

-There bb + ga gan?

There is but ane gan censorship, fear of timpuk brick.

Gan -Genrenya what?

Non-fiction, comedy.

-year how this gan?

2013 gan, ane first entry

-How does already have internet?

Yes maybe

#WARNING! SIDE STORY SPECIAL 17 + #

figures:

1.Inah

Chubby, white, solid, unbiased kayak rice. Pointed but still mancungan me. Bodynya kayak nagita slavina fitting unmarried. If now might like Putri Titian. Emil kayak almost the same height, about 165an cm. You could say sweet, but I think that baseball. Problem style is not asked, she was more rempong of Emil. If another girl 'Never played before eyebrow so' si Inah's 'Never played before matching accessories.'

2.Emil

Slim chick style fashionable but sometimes tacky, or emang it stylenya? I know baseball. I think that perfect girl. I shoulder height, 168cm maybe, just fits really for a hug. The body is almost the same like Gita Gutawa but a little thin, and and highs. Black rambunya long and straight, belaiable. Problems face, she was rather thin, his nose fits really make a kiss, baseball stuck or ngehalangin. His eyes were sharp, slightly yellowish green, mulatto Indo-Ausi. His lips were rather thick, the meat is a little multiplication, tasteless pengin gigitin continue. And clearly he was like really in a mattress. IYKWIM.

3.Masayu

I can not describe her. She is just too damn perfect for me.

4.Grace

Girls who are physically perfect I think that really. He was just a maintenance work, shopping, and traveling. Height is almost the same like me, not because he's tall or short me, but because he is everywhere if ya do not wear wedges wear heels, According to me, he seemingly similar kayak Luna Maya Luna Maya but rather mudaan.

4.Arin

Tau Marshanda? His nose is very similar. Yes kayak girl kebanyakanlah Minang, make a cool smile. If again there is a problem, the same story to him, finished. Sepadanlah same height on umumya girls. Which makes the difference of Arin tuh hair, digerai continue, because I'm so fragrant. And certainly, he wear contact lens.

5.Icha

Lo never see an angel just wear a tank top? Nah, Icha not like that. I've just only nanya doang.

######Author######

I was fully REAL story for those who experience it. So in order to protect privacy, I'm going to use the original name of the people. No, I joke, I'll rename them with better. With so neither party feels aggrieved. Unless your eyes.

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